{"id":4408,"date":"2016-05-12T22:01:59","date_gmt":"2016-05-12T20:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hoppfull.nu\/?p=4408"},"modified":"2016-05-12T22:01:59","modified_gmt":"2016-05-12T20:01:59","slug":"da-far-du-se-till-att-fa-upp-den","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoppfull.nu\/index.php\/2016\/05\/12\/da-far-du-se-till-att-fa-upp-den\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e5 f\u00e5r du se till att f\u00e5 upp den!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I kategorin saker som s\u00e4gs p\u00e5 operation har jag idag lyckats f\u00e5 till tv\u00e5 h\u00f6jdare, bland annat rubriken p\u00e5 detta inl\u00e4gg:\u00a0<em>D\u00e5 f\u00e5r du se till att f\u00e5 upp den!\u00a0<\/em>Och vad sa jag bara n\u00e5gra minuter senare?\u00a0<em>Om du inte stoppar in den igen!<\/em> Allts\u00e5, tagna ur sitt sammanhang s\u00e5 l\u00e5ter de helt galet att jag, som \u00e4r den pryda p\u00e5 jobbet, \u00e4r den som s\u00e4ger dessa saker.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 vad var sammanhanget? Som operationssjuksk\u00f6terska s\u00e5 \u00e4r man van vid uttrycket &#8221;skaftad tork&#8221; men om man inte pratar\u00a0&#8221;opm\u00e5l&#8221; s\u00e5 \u00e4r det inte l\u00e4tt att f\u00f6rst\u00e5. Skaftad tork kallar vi det n\u00e4r man kl\u00e4mmer fast en liten tork\/kompress i en <a href=\"https:\/\/sv.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Peang\">peang <\/a>som sen exempelvis anv\u00e4nds f\u00f6r att <a href=\"https:\/\/sv.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dissektion\">dissekera<\/a>\u00a0eller suga upp en liten m\u00e4ngd v\u00e4tska. De sm\u00e5 torkarna har visserligen en r\u00f6ntgentr\u00e5d s\u00e5 om de kommer bort i buken kan man hitta dem med hj\u00e4lp av en r\u00f6ntgen men det \u00e4r n\u00e5got omst\u00e4ndigt att sl\u00e4pa in en <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediel.se\/c-bagar\/ziehm-vision-r\/\">C-b\u00e5ge<\/a> som ni kanske kan f\u00f6rst\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Idag stod jag p\u00e5 \u00f6ppna br\u00e5ckoperationer och kirurgen kl\u00e4mmer fast torken b\u00e4ttre med peangen och s\u00e4ger &#8221;f\u00f6rl\u00e5t Maria&#8221; och anv\u00e4nder sedan skaftisen att torka med nere i buken. S\u00e5ledes\u00a0<em>D\u00e5 f\u00e5r du se till att f\u00e5 upp den!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Det andra,\u00a0<em>Om du inte stoppar in den igen!\u00a0<\/em>N\u00e5gra minuter senare ber han om den skaftade torken igen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5, n\u00e4r man h\u00f6r n\u00e4r dessa fraser \u00e4r sagda s\u00e5 \u00e4r det inte s\u00e5 kul&#8230;.men f\u00f6r de som st\u00e5r vid sidan om och m\u00f6jligtvis h\u00f6r vad vi s\u00e4ger men inte ser vad vi g\u00f6r. Ja, d\u00e5 l\u00e5ter det lite underligt.<\/p>\n<p><small>\u203a\u203a 73\/100 #blogg100<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I kategorin saker som s\u00e4gs p\u00e5 operation har jag idag lyckats f\u00e5 till tv\u00e5 h\u00f6jdare, bland annat rubriken p\u00e5 detta inl\u00e4gg:\u00a0D\u00e5 f\u00e5r du se till att f\u00e5 upp den!\u00a0Och vad sa jag bara n\u00e5gra minuter senare?\u00a0Om du inte stoppar in den igen! Allts\u00e5, tagna ur sitt sammanhang s\u00e5 l\u00e5ter de helt galet att jag, som \u00e4r den pryda p\u00e5 jobbet,&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hoppfull.nu\/index.php\/2016\/05\/12\/da-far-du-se-till-att-fa-upp-den\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"D\u00e5 f\u00e5r du se till att f\u00e5 upp den! #blogg100","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[359,361,611],"class_list":["post-4408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blandat","tag-blogg100","tag-jobbet","tag-opmal","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p23rAr-196","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5141,"url":"https:\/\/hoppfull.nu\/index.php\/2026\/10\/13\/halla-bloggen-lever-du\/","url_meta":{"origin":4408,"position":0},"title":"Hall\u00e5 bloggen, lever du?!","author":"Maria","date":"13 oktober 2026, 04:49","format":false,"excerpt":"Nej, det verkar inte s\u00e5, tyv\u00e4rr. 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